Just another day for batman...I mean Jordan

Jordan and i were at 7-11 on Sunday and we were sitting in the car just putting on our seat belts. AND THEN! Two Hispanic older women ran out of the 7-11 with stolen things (like beer) and hopped in their car. the clerk ran after them and tried punching through their window! and then they drove off and he started calling the cops. Jordan JUMPED into action! He Yelled to the clerk I'LL GET EM! So we found them and caught up to them. While we were talking to the police we were telling them where we were and telling them where they were... they asked us their license plate numbers, the color of their car then they asked Jordan his name and he just said.. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! WHERE ARE THE POLICE?! i laughed. They just told him they are on their way and he got mad cause she wouldn't let down the question. SO finally he said Jordan Sinquefield S-I-N-Q-U-E-F-I-E-L-D. They asked what car we were in and the color. FINALLY we were at a stop light and we see like 4 cop cars speeding behind us with their lights on. The bad guys were right in front of us and the cop cars pulled up around them trapping them and the officers pulled out their GUNS! Jordan said" this is SO much better then watching COPS on tv!" i'm freaking out thinking they have guns, they are going to know that we turned them in, they are going to find us and kill us. Jordan's taking pictures on his camera. Oh my gosh! i was dying. Finally i talked Jordan into parking on the side of the road. SO their were 4 Hispanics in the car 2 men 2 women. THEY WERE NOT CUTE! They tossed their keys out of the car. then they got out one by one and then got searched. THEY HAD ALREADY OPENED THE BEER THEY STOLE AND THEY WERE ALREADY DRINKING IT! crazy cool. The cop came over and talked to Jordan and then he said they could go. By the end of it their were like...6 cop cars. CRAZY! so.. pretty much my fiance is batman.